I have to write a math contest this morning. I cannot do math, and I find it horribly difficult. I could use a laugh, and I thought maybe everyone else could, too.
The Things You Don't Want to Hear While in Surgery:
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
"Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."
"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"Damn, there go the lights again...."
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."
"What do you mean you want a divorce?"
Source:
http://www.laughoutloud.net/doctor-jokes/doctor_joke_one.html
Hahaha! Yeah, that would be pretty bad to hear. I like the spleen one. Spleens are definitely the funniest body part--as proven on Words From The Hallway! :D LOL
ReplyDelete~Eve S. D'ropper, of http://wordsfromthehallway.blogspot.com
I'm sorry I took so long to respond! And that I didn't post anything new...I was on vacation and had no computer with me...but yes, I thought that this was definitely very funny. :)
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